shortreengage Wrote:wulfir Wrote:The initial briefing has been sent to the Swedish Team!
Here is the briefing for the Swedes:
1) Report immediately to the local hockey rink.
Damn you short! I'm at the hockey rink and there's no-one else here!
Eh mate... hockey rink is code for video store.. sheesh.. didn't you pay attention in the INTEL classes?
Quote:Your Black Marines WILL NOT get their hairy paws on the Bikini Team.
I like Grumblers Idea, protect the bikini team at all costs.
All Swedish officers loyal to His Majesty the King knows that the hockey season is over. Therefore the correct assembly area is the local football arena. In our case Visby Gutes world famous stadium, Gutavallen.
Only a traitor or a spy would report to hockey rinks or video stores.
(Hmm.. Vesku.. Finland is a minor Soviet ally.. Reddevil..RED-devil, clearly a commie..)
Supreme Commander Wigam: You must mobilise our MP-coys ASAP! A major communist plot has been uncovered! :hissy:
Hi all.
Russian muzhiks (men) so severe - that when go to bed - fill a pillow with an iron shaving... :) And at us in avant guarde will go such kind of troops (at us them name a construction battalion :chainsaw: , in their second world war named "shtrafniki") - to these loonies (beasts) in hands even the weapon do not give...
At them only shovels! They should get the weapon in battle. Who has survived that has redeemed the crime or fault before the native land :)
Sorry for my bad English.
Well it looks like all the crazies have gathered in one place for this one. Do you have room for one more? Or should I wait till someone is a casualty?
Jad
The guy in the yellow shirt has seen the Soviet battle plan;