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Ok, there's a Volvo there and then there is that other Volvo and then that old Volvo at the back of the parking space and then there is a Saab ... I'll try to find keys to them.
Hi all.

Guys, - We wished to develop in the confidential laboratories of nuclear physics, in Baltic, the new secret weapon, but unfortunately - the main expert of laboratory has told: "Oops..." as there was this most terrible word in such places :) Now a cloud of radiation goes on your island. As we have remained without the new secret weapon then it is necessary on old - to attack you ours - mad monsters from a construction battalion with shovels and a youthful combined team of the USSR on hockey :)
Also we have lead tests - we BTR very well penetrated any Volvo and Saab from any distances, the truth a windshield at them a ricochet :) - and consequently our general headquarters has decided to install on ours BTR new improved shells for penetrate of the reservation of windshields of these cars.
The general headquarters has given the order - to all soldiers to distribute sweets, vodka and bikini. Sweets - to children, vodka - to local population - joyfully welcoming liberators of island from capitalism, bikini - to scouts to not be allocated on the common background the soldier of the opponent :)
As I already spoke - Russian muzhiks (men) are so severe - that when they to pee-pee - urinal breaks on two parts :)

We suggest to surrender at once... Since chances against such army at you are not present :)
Conditions of delivery can be stipulated.

sorry for my bad English
Ok, update on the team lists..., again if I forgot someone just shout...!

Sweden

wigam, Commander Military Command Gotland
zeiss, Chief of Staff, Military Command Gotland
brm_3k
vesku
John(txic)
Sapper_Boots
Grumbler
Iwo Jim
RedDevil
Jadpanther

USSR

Epoletov, Commander Leningrad Military District
Borogonets
POLYS
KraMax
VLOM
shortreengage
Asidun
Bobah
General_SP
Artou
Swedish Team - zeiss has been made Chief of Staff MKG.
Get cracking, the Red Menace waits for no one.

"He who fails to prepare, must be prepared to fail."
- wulfir's battalion commander, Lv 7 (1997)
Back from my recon run. Just getting an idea of the terrain and road net;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMr7MWK8fU
Jadpanthers email adress?
Quote:Swedish Team - zeiss has been made Chief of Staff MKG.
Get cracking, the Red Menace waits for no one.

"He who fails to prepare, must be prepared to fail."
- wulfir's battalion commander, Lv 7 (1997)

Then give the Soviet army advantage, time staff MGK has a rest, instead of is engaged in development of the plan of protection of island Gotland. :)
Hммм... Funny.
And what for this island is necessary to Russian?
To me occurs only two reasons:
1. There the warehouse of alcohol of 95 % is placed - then Russian will take it irrespective of resistance and the island for long months will turn to a unapproachable fortress (while alcohol of 95 % will not terminate)
2. There the warehouse of deodorants and a toilet paper for the American army is placed - then Russian also will take it, though and without special enthusiasm, and everyone will equally find alcohol of 95 % and if will not find (in what I, leaning on the experience of army service, strongly I doubt) - will weld, here in fact the main thing that the American toilet paper was well fermented ;). And a coil (the most important and complex detail of the device making alcohol) - each Russian soldier will easily make of improvised materials. (it earlier so was, - with grief I inform you, - youth cannot repair even the iron or a vacuum cleanerthat now, all is interested in more drugs - an echo of a European civilization)

Conclusion: unimportantly - is alcohol of 95 % on island or not ; important - it there will appear.

Strategic problem: to beat off at the opponent so valuable resource (The European inhabitants do erroneous opinion, incorrect estimation this curative and miracle drink)

I Russian and I speak - that alcohol on island will be.
So me please for invaders - at us the noble purpose - to release alcohol of 95 % from heavy oppression of a western civilization and to use on direct purpose.
As long as you don't get ideas about the Bikini team, you can drink until your liver floats down the Don.
2 SP General: my mail to you again (second time) is not sent. The message that it "Spam" comes.

Please make something.:hissy:
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