[hirr}Leto Wrote:EFR MCIVAIUSHENKO (ATR crewmen) "VHAT a big gun you have dere!", the other AT crews laughed as IVAN walked by toting his Anti-Tank Rifle... For most of the war, and most of his life, IVAN had been afflicted with the disease of having a smaller gun than all the other soldiers in the AT companies. The Ukrainian girls laughed at him as they marched by, the other boys having to tow their much larger guns, while MCIVAIUSHENKO only had to carry his. They pointed at his little gun and laughed!! It was 1945, and by now, everyone else had bigger guns, but he was still carrying around his piddly little rifle. And he had never been able to penetrate anything with it yet.
"It's not the size of the gun, but where you aim it!" charged back MCIVAIUSHENKO. He sniffed and walked away, confident that he would vindicate his statement and finally bag himself a tank in the next battle. Oh sure, he'd killed a few kubelwagons, shot the wheel off an artillery wagon, and even pissed off an extremely fat squirrel with his ATR, but he had never EVER knocked out a panzer. But IVAN knew his luck was about to change. Unfortunately for IVAN, that luck was going to be changing the wrong way...
You surely cannot resist the temptation to continue the saga of McIvaiushenko and EFR COILzdatrenko???
Whatever shall we do for romantic reading material to show the wifey?
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THE REMATCH: Leto (defender) vs Colonel T. (ass-aulter) -No access for Dave-
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