Weekend Humour

[raz_atoth]

There was once a Danish man and a Swedish man who lived next door to each other. The Danish man owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Swede's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Swede pick up the egg.

The Dane ran up to the Swede and told him that the egg belonged to himself because he owned the hen. The Swede disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Dane said " In my family we normally solve disputes in the following manner: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Swede agreed to this and so the Danish man found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Swede and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls. The Swede fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Swede stood up and said " Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Dane said "Keep the fu*king egg."