!!! Attention to Orders !!!

[Scud]

Zap, front an center!

It gives me great pleasure to award you the Centurion Medal—Dagger, for your 400th reported game on the CS ladder.

Unfortunately, at the last awards party I was somehow stuck with the bill. No worries, I was able to scrounge up some fermented beet root juice and a male stripper (the females were really pricey).

Nice job and the first 400 rounds and one lap dance are on me! 

Dave

[Big Ivan]

Congrats Zap for a lofty achievement!!  

Unfortunately at the last awards party I was passed out under the prime rib table due to moon laced Makers Mark! Otherwise I would have helped Dave with the bill! Catch ya next time Scud.

and damn I missed the dancing whatever too!!

Nice job Zap. 


I'll do the lap dance for you and Dave provided you don't mind a 65 year old 340 pound behemoth on a flimsy chair! 

[Herr Straße Laufer]

I'll come to the party as long as John does not wear his thong.

Zap, congratulations. That is a milestone!

Dave, I've been saving money while sheltering in place. I'll cover this one.



HSL

[Outlaw Josey Wales]

Congrats!

[zap]

Congrats!

Thank you all. Its my go to game. Almost exclusively play CS.

Beet juice!! Eh. You only had a couple of bucks left after the last party, I see.

[Herr Straße Laufer]

Beet juice and Tito's?



HSL

[Crossroads]

Congratulations, Zap! Here's for the next 400