How to write Gooder

[RedDevil]

1. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
2. Always avoid annoying alliteration.
3. Parenthetical remarks (however necessary) are unnecessary.
4. KILL ALL EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!
5. The passive voice is to be avoided.
6. Who needs rhetorical questions?
7. Correct spelling is nesessery.
8. Understatements are always the worst.
9. Exaggerations are a million times worse than understatements.
10. Try to not split infinitives.
11. Contractions aren't necessary.
12. Avoid cliches like the plague.
13. Try to avoid abbrev's & ampersands.

[Von Earlmann]

Or put another way..........more better

[Hawk Kriegsman]

Shouldn't this have been posted in the CM Forums also? :whis:

Thanx!

[Nort]

Outstanding. I will put this to good use at work. :)

[Tide1]

I guess I can't post on the MB anymore :chin:

[K K Rossokolski]

Was it not Churchill who said..."That is the kind of English up with which I will not put!'' in the context of pointing out the silly results of too great an adherence to the rule of never ending a sentence with a preposition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McIvan]

I mangle many if not most of the above all the time

Doesn't (<---oops) hurt to be reminded every now and again....

[Big Dawg]

I went tu thank u fer thet suggesten. Et helped me a hole bunch!!!!

I LIKED THEM TIPPS EN ALL THEM SUJJESTIONS.

Them just might be the best ever and I mean that like the truth so help me.

It wes worth the weeight in gold and that is a fact. Sure was!! Swear.

You no what I meen?

Yea Com'on!!!!!

[RedDevil]

sadly, we all have just been slain by Jack's edumekated southern dialect....

LMAO

[Chuck10mtn]

Sounds good, now all I want to know is what to do with all the Nouns, Pronouns, Verbs, Adverbs, Adjectives, Conjunctions, and every other thing we had to know about what words were in a sentance oh crap I've made this into a run-on sentance now what do I do???

Chuck