Horses.

[Dan Caviness]

Not to mention CAMELS...they spit cud on the 2:1 fire table...

ooo, for a second there I thought you said they spit...oh nevermind.

No Mr. Scud...your eyes were playing tricks on ya...that would have been "they pit scud against the world on the 2:1 fire table..."

My posts, while weird, are almost invariably PG...I got grandkids now...have to clean up my act!
If they only knew...wink wink...

I like my camels, so much so in fact I added some of them to my new desert disaster scenario.
When you look into those soft brown eyes...how can you not?  Don't judge.

I do believe a dromedary, via 2 humps to hide behind, should give better defense then the lowly one humped bactrian wanna be camel.  The odds are virtually 100% that I got that bass ackwards...my asslexia is distounding...

Not to mention the alpacas...llama's...and whatever else runs around in South America...who speaks for them I say!
I want to start my second career.  I can become a guano-dor.  No bullfighting, I would tempt fate itself harvesting bat shit for fertilizer, happily roaming the Andes with my pygmy pony.

I would become known as "El Bombasto", senoritas would run at first sight, and no tequila would be safe from my depredations...