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10 Speed Bike
03-08-2009, 09:08 AM,
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10 Speed Bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother's just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.."

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out of the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no f.....g bike."
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10 Speed Bike - by Hedgehog - 03-08-2009, 09:08 AM

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