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Joke of the day thread
04-24-2008, 12:13 PM,
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Joke of the day thread
I've seen some good ones since I've been a member but I'm sure I've missed more on different forums. So what better place to start a joke thread than on General Discussions.

I'll start off.

This guy calls his wife from the hospital and tells her that he lost a finger working on a lathe at work.

She asks "Did you loose the whole finger?"

He replys "No the one next to it.":rolleyes:
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Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 04-24-2008, 12:13 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Tide1 - 04-25-2008, 07:02 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Thunder - 04-25-2008, 07:31 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Tide1 - 04-25-2008, 07:37 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 04-25-2008, 12:32 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Steel God - 04-25-2008, 09:30 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 04-28-2008, 08:45 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-15-2008, 08:25 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by RedDevil - 05-15-2008, 08:36 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by RedDevil - 05-15-2008, 08:47 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 05-16-2008, 01:35 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-19-2008, 07:37 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 05-24-2008, 04:06 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-25-2008, 12:03 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Weasel - 05-25-2008, 07:06 AM
This one made me laugh pretty good. - by Weasel - 05-25-2008, 07:13 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 05-27-2008, 03:08 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-05-2008, 05:55 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-13-2008, 07:02 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-20-2008, 06:41 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by McIvan - 06-27-2008, 08:42 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-03-2008, 05:06 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by keepitloki - 08-04-2008, 08:49 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Stryker - 08-05-2008, 07:49 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-07-2008, 07:50 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-09-2008, 04:01 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by James Ward - 08-28-2008, 04:24 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Extraordinarius - 08-30-2008, 10:16 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by bluehand - 08-31-2008, 04:38 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Greybeard - 09-12-2008, 01:22 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 02-03-2010, 03:18 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 02-04-2010, 07:37 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 02-12-2010, 09:02 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 03-26-2010, 07:31 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Foreigner - 04-01-2010, 02:14 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Gasbag - 04-24-2010, 06:13 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Gasbag - 04-25-2010, 12:46 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 04-25-2010, 11:22 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Gasbag - 05-14-2010, 06:57 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 05-21-2010, 02:05 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Foreigner - 05-26-2010, 02:35 AM
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