rock, paper, scissors: SFS Sitrep King vote Extended

[Copper]

I can't believe my character casting of Lt. Col "Fat" Fenwick was not nominated for a pullitzer, never mind winning this poll...

And here I thought war and flatulance made such good bedfellows!

You guys all deserve a 2 year tour in Fenwick's HQ tent, cleaning is undershorts for not appreciating this bold tale of a commanding officer's literal lack of intestinal fortitude...

And to think I spent 4 of my 8 years in school pursuing an English degree! (the other 4, if anyone was interested, involved rock, paper scissors policy studies, so test the tangent irony of this post through a fine strain of comedic litmus.)

Phaw! Phaw on all of you!

Cheers!

Leto