MAIN EVENT VI! Red Devil vs. [hirr]Leto

[Der Kuenstler]

The successes of turn eleven encourage and energize [hirr]Leto - he can't help but crow a little and sends in these pics with a report:







"The Tiny tigers on the hill have performed as expected, leaving a trail of smoke and pee dribble from the retreating tank crews of the wrecked honey’s on the opposite ridge (see turn 11 screenshot). I’ll move these two into hull down to engage Dev’s other honey’s while keeping my more fragile panzer III’s in cover.

Now that I have a bit of breathing room, it’s time to quit pussy footing around and move my green panzer III’s in support of my panzergrenadiers moving in on Dev’s sole small british flag at the back of the map. He’s camped his biscuit eaters in a small copse of trees next to the small flag and they appear to be brewing a pot of tea. These are the only troops that threaten my hold on the back flags, and although there presence is as threatening as a cute white little bunny rabbit, I plan on crushing the bones of this little bunny between Krupp steel and the lead of my panzergrenadiers. With no Brit armour in sight, I should have the Brit troops in gimp suits for the lewd Germans to do with what they wish in 5-6 turns (see turn 11a).

Now that his far ridge Honey’s are burning, the flank by his Grant only opens up an opportunity for my Marder men to take on the two remaining honey’s with 4-2 odds. The Marders are shielded by a dune from the LOS of the Brit armour at the back of the map (most likely scratching their arses and wondering what the heck they are going to do) and should with certain probability ice the cakes of the vulnerable Brit Stuarts just in time for afternoon tea (turn 11b).

The last screenshot, shows the yield of venturing in front of a 75mm AT gun (I suspect to attempt to peer over the ridge to see if I truly only have a few light armoured vehicles cowering in town behind my base flag). His 88 has been plugging away at it four 3 turns now, and finally inflicted one casualty and made the crew hit the deck, but the gun is still operational. I almost wish that the gun would be destroyed as I suspect it would provide Dev with a false sense of security and entice him to attack the german base flag. The Vally’s have been dispatched (one GD and one burning) with a third cowering behind a ridge, awaiting a german 50mm telegram that reads: “zee war will soon be over for you Tommy!” (see turn 11c).

Things continue to go as planned. I cannot foresee the British breaking my death grip on the attack routes to the large flags at the back of the map, as well as the german large base flag. As Sun Tzu states: “he who eats eggroll without plum sauce will not taste sweet victory”.

Cheers!" - Leto