Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight!

[Mike Abberton]

With apologies to CW McCall

"It was high noon on the sixth of june in a 6-by haulin' gas
Bridge over there with some Jerries comin'
So I better haul some :censored:"

We was headed for trouble, with a turn to go
And I'm not sure how long I got,
I said "Buddy that there's a one hex bridge and this here's a god-damned truck"

Cause we got a 12 point convoy headed for the bridge
Yeah we got a 12 point convoy and ain't it a beautiful sight,
C'mon and shoot our convoy
And nothin's gonna come this way
All the 'jectives are on this side, so you can just go away
Cooooonvooooy! Cooooonvooooy!"

Mike