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Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Herr Straße Laufer - 08-23-2009 I just put this ditty together. ___________________________________ [Hypo] Some American truck drivers were getting bored. All they ever do is drive up and down the bumpy roads of Western Europe bringing supplies and ferrying troops to battle. They have begun to talk amongst themselves. They wanted to be known as fighting troops who were willing to put themselves in harms way. They decided to take matters into their own hands and get into the fight. This way they can not say after the war that they were shoveling sh*t in Louisiana. So, they planned for weeks and when the day came they headed off North and East for adventure and a fight.At the same time some German truck drivers believed they could be a bigger factor in battle too. So they set off toward the SouthWest and find a fight to get into. Being a large scenario, and with weeks of planning, do not regard game scale. This operation is so huge and covers so many days of planning and "fighting" that it just does not fit the scale of the game. Right! LOL! _________________________________ It's a massive (size mod 2) 100x100 map. One river. Two bridges (you do the math). Each side gets six planes to go at it (just try to use them). :-) RR RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Glint - 08-23-2009 Not worth a comment Ed ! Better ways to spend your time I'm sure? Peter RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Herr Straße Laufer - 08-23-2009 glint Wrote:Not worth a comment Ed ! Peter, It's a joke son.  Too many members around here take themselves too seriously. Sometimes a bit of sarcasm and a joke can go a long way? Lighten up. :chin: And, I did not spend more than 15 minutes making the scenario. ;) It's a nice map though? :smoke: I thought the "variable game scale" crowd would get a kick out of it too. :cheeky: RR RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Smedley - 08-23-2009 This one is already on my top ten favorite scens list!!!!!!!!!!!! A classic for sure......... Rob RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Herr Straße Laufer - 08-23-2009 Smedley Wrote:This one is already on my top ten favorite scens list!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Rob! I felt it was already so balanced I did not want to go through the process of H2H, and thought to put it out right away! ;)  Ed RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Smedley - 08-23-2009 You're right Ed..........why mess with perfection. What would the Mona Lisa look like if it went through H2h???????/ RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Herr Straße Laufer - 08-23-2009 Probably have a mustache? :rolleyes:
RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Smedley - 08-23-2009 Try this one with a 3D zoom in setting...........you can almost smell the diesel!!! RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Herr Straße Laufer - 08-23-2009 Smedley Wrote:Try this one with a 3D zoom in setting...........you can almost smell the diesel!!! Too bad encryption is locked. I could have had a couple of "Monster Trucks"? Then again, trying to get the "Grave Digger" logo on the side would be a paint shop nightmare? The scenario did not pass H2H and cannot be used in any tournaments. :kill: 
RE: Hee Haw, we got us a truck fight! - Smedley - 08-23-2009 Can you replace the music with some CW McCall.... "Ah, breaker one-nine, this heres the rubber duck. you gotta copy on me, pig pen, cmon? ah, yeah, 10-4, pig pen, fer shure, fer shure. by golly, its clean clear to flag town, cmon. yeah, that Big 10-4 there, pig pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy..." |
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