You Can't Win 'Em All

[Der Kuenstler]

It has been said that for every home run Babe Ruth hit, he struck out twice. As in baseball, there are definite random factors in a Combat Mission quick battle, that virtually guarantee this: you can’t win them all.

1) Fog of war setup and movement: This is the main culprit. Neither player has complete information about what his opponent is bringing to the table or exactly where his units are located behind that setup line. It’s not like a chess match where you see the whole board and all of the pieces from the beginning. Sure, you can make educated guesses, but that’s all they are until the battle is engaged and you start to see something.

Let’s say I happen to have six stugs lined up pointing straight at where you decide to crest a hill with some T-34s - I look like a genius. What if, at random, you had decided to flank them around at an angle instead? Then I’m toast. You look great. But what if I had happened to have a few schreks and AT mines in those trees where you decided to flank? Then you look bad again. I have played several games where if I would have started my armor on one side of the map rather than the other, the whole tone and outcome of the battle would have changed.

I once caught a very good player with his pants down by ambushing him from the side with a lone Sherman. He lost, I think, three Pz IVs out of four in that skirmish by passing in front of me there. He didn’t expect a Sherman to be there, but the thing is I didn’t order it to be there -it was there because it bogged several turns ago and I could no longer move it. No skill - just random stuff happening.

2) Hit and damage chance: You’ve done everything right - you are hulldown, you hunted that AFV into position, you made sure it was unbuttoned, he’s got a vet crew, he’s in range - and your target line says he’s got a 33% hit chance. Now there’s nothing you can do but watch. You start firing at each other and either you’ll be lucky or he will. You could gun damage him the first shot, blow him up in flames the first shot, or miss three times in a row while he blows you up. Skill leaves the building at that point.

There is some chance in artillery and mortars, too. You could use up your whole mortar load trying to take out one gun or it could die the first shot. Artillery could do little or it could gun damage a few tanks and wreck halftracks. I realize you can still play the odds, but chance is always there.

3) Terrain: in a quick battle, there is always the chance that your opponent will get paved roads leading up to the flags while you have to run through scattered trees. Or he’ll get that nice wooded Butte overlooking all of your setup zone. There’s nothing you can do about that. You can control some of it when setting up the game but not all. Even imported maps have hidden dangers - I once set up for a battle in the mountains only to realize after the game started that I had two platoons stranded - they were surrounded by cliffs and couldn’t move the whole game.

4) Random Events: There is always a chance that your tanks can bog down and become immobile. Or set off a mine. Planes could wreck you or totally miss. Some things just happen out of your control that are built into the game.

5) Variable Endings: The game seems to decide this at random. I’ve played games I surely would have won instead of a draw if the game had given me 2 more minutes. Or games I would have won if the battles were two minutes shorter. Sometimes that kind of stuff just happens.

Do go into battle as prepared as you can be but don’t feel bad about losing - it happens. My theory is the more evenly matched two players are, the more luck will decide the outcome. There is no guaranteed win in a balanced CM battle - perhaps that’s what keeps us coming back. There is this random thing running amok around the battlefield that gives us all a rush. This beast called fortune who seems to take sides so often. Sometimes he helps you and sometimes he gets you, and there ain’t diddly you can do about it, no matter how long you’ve played or how good you are.