game wanted; MBT

[Grumbler]

I have trouble buttoning my shirts and then there is the Condom problem. Ever try putting on a Condom one handed? Somehow I doubt that it will ever be an Olympic event.
Yep a little battle sounds good. I am staying away from the ultra modern stuff for a while too. Same slot? Which side do you want? Chiefs for the Iranians, Abrams for the US/Iraqi side. 6 K should about do it for a 100x100 map. I have several, or I can whip up a semi custom. That part of the Iraqi, Iran border is mostly hills and wheat fields. Which is why it's the traditional invasion route. Sort of the Fulda Gap of the mid-east. Random Air?
The plot is that it's December 1979 and while running from a rabbit, Jimmy 'peanut' Carter stumbles and falls into a Bush. Under that Bush he finds a pair of balls. They are small,and wrinkeled, but better then no balls at all, so he hangs them low and asks Congress to declare war on Iran.
So after a few months to move big heavy things around Peanut and his new bud, Saddam 'the moustache' Hussain invade Iran. Two Socialists working to remove a reactionary regime.
To steal and then mangle a line from Admiral King; "We may be fighting Iran, but the enemy is the State Department."