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Old Toolmaker's tale - Hedgehog - 11-08-2008 bill, an old retired toolmaker, puts on his old work clothes and heads for the work shop once more, for old times sake. He meet,s a prostitute and takes her up to a store room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?? ' The prostitute replies, 'Well Bill old tool maker, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.