My Jordanians were too weak, too demoralized, too tired, and led by a commander who is best suited for a life of bird watching.
ooo...a Woodpecker!
Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tinny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us. --Walt Kelly
CS:ME : For the Bull 
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ooo...a Woodpecker!