Water...Public Information

[Hedgehog]

Water


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.




In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -- bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, bourbon, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

[RightDeve]

Thanks for the "scientific research". I'd better full of shit than full of alcohol. Don't you know how many "shitty" moneras are inside our body? If your body doesnt contain any E. Coly, your wound wouldn't dry quickly, and you defecate as hard as stone (I mean, they are good for the body). Anyway, who will drink alcohol the whole year? You'll die dehidrating in the 333th day, man...

Anyway, thanks for the joke... LOL....