| This is Politic's 
					Conservative,Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick outof this!
 
 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
 
 Dad says, my son, let me try to explain it this way:
 
 I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
 
 Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
 Government.
 
 We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
 
 The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
 
 And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
 
 Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
 
 So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
 
 Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
 check on him.
 
 He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
 
 So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
 asleep.
 
 
 Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
 locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the
 nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
 
 The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I
 understand the concept of politics now. '
 
 The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
 politics is all about.'
 
 The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working
 Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being
 ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
 
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