Just got CMBS

[PoorOldSpike]

Hello out there!

Hi mate, I think most people are on holiday right now, or lazing on sun loungers in their back yards.
Me, I keep putting in strolls along the seafront to look for lady tourists off the coaches and cruise ships here in Plymouth UK; ideally I'd like to find a rich old American widow and marry her after a whirlwind romance and go back to the US with her to live out the rest of my life at her Beverly hills poolside.
Alternatively I wouldn't mind finding a widow like this one who runs a ranch somewhere, she can rope me, throw me and brand me any time she likes..:)

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