A Simple Question

[Hedgehog]

A 7-year-old girl went to her grandpa who was working in the garden,
and enquired. "Grandpa, what is couple sex?"
Grandpa was surprised at such a question but decided, if she's old
enough to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight
answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her
all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of
intercourse.



When the explanation was complete, Grandpa saw the innocent little girl
looking at him with mouth wide open, and eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, Grandpa enquired, "Why did you ask the
question?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in
just a couple secs."


To all Grandfathers and Grandmothers, be sure you understand the
question!