Need game to maintain ladder status

[low_bidder]

I have more of less retired but wish to maintain my ladder standing. Considering my position at the bottom of the ladder, that might be ladder reclining.
Anyway I wish a medium sized battle (10,000 points or so) set in September of 2011 between Iran and Turkey. Meeting engagement, No ammo resupply (ordinance sections) 15% arty, air negotiable. Will use the custom map generator for a map.
To my former opponents who got ladder fat off my carcass, I'm not returning for a series, just one (1) game to stay active on the ladder. I'll be happy to be slaughtered under that condition.
You can pick your side.