Situation Report; Eastern Front

[Grumbler]

I thought it might be fun to start a thread where we can talk trash about the Soviets and swap lies about war on the Eastern front.
Things are going well for the Poles, after getting off to a slow start. The slow start was caused by a few logistic problems. Getting used to the French gear took longer then I thought. Would you believe the French put the handles on the OUTSIDE of their coffee cups? I know that seems strange, but it's true. I think we lost at least half a day trying to figure out a way to stack them. Never did, they ended up buried in a slit trench. Then there was the delay caused by the French sending bowling shirts that had no ammo loops. Got that fixed with a little needle and thread work. A few hours for that with only one casualty. Private Kzsrtwywkxvgwtjwski ( known as Ski for some strange reason) sewed his finger to his bowling shirt. No real harm done, it wasn't his trigger finger. He won't miss the battle and is recovering nicely from the amputation. Anyway, everything is going well and the troops are advancing as ordered.:cool: