Any funny war stories to tell?

[Vesku]

We Finns have Reserve Officer School in the middle of city of Hamina about 100 km from Russian border and the training area is some 20 km east from the city. We packed our heavy trucks and towed our 155 mm guns out of the city and headed for some training in the woods. I was sitting shotgun in the second truck and started to wonder after an hour of driving why we haven't reached the area yet. It's a good sized area and I wasn't sure which part we were supposed to go so I wasn't too worried. After another hour I was starting to get worried and was thinking that I really need to stop the lead truck and ask if we have got lost. Right about then the leader stops and I immediately told my driver to stop, jump out of the truck and start walking to the front wanting to see what is wrong. First thing I notice beside the road is a large sign "Russian border" in 4-5 different languages. So we were a bit lost and it took us over an hour to get six long combinations 180 on a narrow dirt road. I wonder what the guys at the border would have said about our 155 mm custom free shoppings.