Falklands in the Baltic

[KraMax (SPR)]

Hi all.

Guys, - We wished to develop in the confidential laboratories of nuclear physics, in Baltic, the new secret weapon, but unfortunately - the main expert of laboratory has told: "Oops..." as there was this most terrible word in such places :) Now a cloud of radiation goes on your island. As we have remained without the new secret weapon then it is necessary on old - to attack you ours - mad monsters from a construction battalion with shovels and a youthful combined team of the USSR on hockey :)
Also we have lead tests - we BTR very well penetrated any Volvo and Saab from any distances, the truth a windshield at them a ricochet :) - and consequently our general headquarters has decided to install on ours BTR new improved shells for penetrate of the reservation of windshields of these cars.
The general headquarters has given the order - to all soldiers to distribute sweets, vodka and bikini. Sweets - to children, vodka - to local population - joyfully welcoming liberators of island from capitalism, bikini - to scouts to not be allocated on the common background the soldier of the opponent :)
As I already spoke - Russian muzhiks (men) are so severe - that when they to pee-pee - urinal breaks on two parts :)

We suggest to surrender at once... Since chances against such army at you are not present :)
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sorry for my bad English