my PC is screwed

[Liebchen]

You can't live with them, and you can't live without them.

No matter how much we study them, we never really understand what's going on inside them.

They make the rules, and we have to follow their rules... and they are the only ones who know what the rules are.

They can change the rules whenever they feel like it, and they don't have to tell us about it unless they feel like it.

If you don't follow those rules, you don't get to play.

When you've been with one for a while, a new model comes along that catches your eye.

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Go ahead, guys, I'm sure you've got some more.