Updated France Campaign with Strategies

[Liebchen]

"Who says that they have to "park" their bicycles? Couldn't they lay them down on the side of the road?"

Because they are military units that require order to function! They can't be left around to be stepped on. Unit cohesion always requires military order, in every respect. von ege :cool2:

Ah, I can see it now:

"Dismount...... (wait for it!)... BIKES!!!!

Kickstands...... DOWN!!!!"

*CRASH*

"Jonesy, you blasted IDIOT!!! Can't you do ANYTHING right?!?!"

"No, Color Sergeant!"

"Well, pick up your bicycle, then lad! The Hun won't exactly wait for us, now, will they?"

"No, Color Sergeant!"

"Company, left.... TURN"

"(Your other left, blasted fool!)"