Rommel takes the Suez

[Dan Caviness]

Update:  Looks like a newer more powerful computer was the answer. SSD drive, with a good graphic card helps. Found out my old computer even though Powerful for its day for whatever reason could not handle the beast of a scenario Dan has put out. Dan's scenario, move along quickly in the new computer.

Good to hear Zap!
Keep up the good work...I guess the old Commodore 64 pc finally quit eh?

[Dan Caviness]

Upon further review I find myself both able and willing to prove I'm not a robot, but I do have some concerns about proving my humanity, or membership thereof. "Prove you are human"

Perhaps if we can define "human"?
Talk about a loaded question...

I'm not totally convinced I wish to be a member of this organization...because I refuse to belong to an organization with standards set so low I'm in by virtue of having the proper DNA.

Once you've defined Human for me I should be better able to prove or disprove that I am indeed...a member thereof...

Regards,

Potentially But Presumed Innocent Until Proven Guilty of Being Human Dan

[zap]

Upon further review I find myself both able and willing to prove I'm not a robot, but I do have some concerns about proving my humanity, or membership thereof.  "Prove you are human"

Perhaps if we can define "human"?
Talk about a loaded question...

I'm not totally convinced I wish to be a member of this organization...because I refuse to belong to an organization with standards set so low I'm in by virtue of having the proper DNA.

Once you've defined Human for me I should be better able to prove or disprove that I am indeed...a member thereof...

Regards,

Potentially But Presumed Innocent Until Proven Guilty of Being Human Dan

If you use a proper toilet(with or without bidet attachment) to do 1 and 2 , would satisfy me that you are human.

[Outlaw Josey Wales]

Upon further review I find myself both able and willing to prove I'm not a robot, but I do have some concerns about proving my humanity, or membership thereof.  "Prove you are human"

Perhaps if we can define "human"?
Talk about a loaded question...

I'm not totally convinced I wish to be a member of this organization...because I refuse to belong to an organization with standards set so low I'm in by virtue of having the proper DNA.

Once you've defined Human for me I should be better able to prove or disprove that I am indeed...a member thereof...

Regards,

Potentially But Presumed Innocent Until Proven Guilty of Being Human Dan

If you use a proper toilet(with or without bidet attachment) to do 1 and 2 , would satisfy me that you are human.

Some cats and dogs have been trained to use a proper toilet.  So, the jury would still be out on that one.  

[Scud]

Some cats and dogs have been trained to use a proper toilet.  So, the jury would still be out on that one.  

We had a cat that used the toilet. We named him Dan.

[Dan Caviness]

Update:  Looks like a newer more powerful computer was the answer. SSD drive, with a good graphic card helps. Found out my old computer even though Powerful for its day for whatever reason could not handle the beast of a scenario Dan has put out. Dan's scenario, move along quickly in the new computer.

I apologize for my beastliness...;)

[Dan Caviness]

Some cats and dogs have been trained to use a proper toilet.  So, the jury would still be out on that one.  

We had a cat that used the toilet. We named him Dan.

Was he a good cat?

[Scud]

Some cats and dogs have been trained to use a proper toilet.  So, the jury would still be out on that one.  

We had a cat that used the toilet. We named him Dan.

Was he a good cat?

Any cat that doesn't require buying litter is a good cat. Just don't close the lid. He would also pee directly over the drain in a basement slop sink. He just refused to share a litter box with other cats. A perfect gentleman.