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				Sound Advice 
				 
					A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery. 
 
 
He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital. 
 
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. 
 
She asked if he had health insurance. 
 
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' 
 
The nun asked if he had any money in the bank. 
 
 
He replied. 'No money in the bank.' 
 
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' 
 
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.' 
 
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.' 
 
The patient replied, 'In that case send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
				 
				
				
REAL OPPONENTS SEE THE BATTLE OUT TO THE END, WINNING OR LOSING
 
				
				
				 
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