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Worst day of my life! - Hedgehog - 09-24-2011 Worst day of my life! I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, Man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you arsehole, show up and drink the whole thing!! ........But enough about me, how's your day going?" RE: Worst day of my life! - daisy - 09-25-2011 Lol !