If you listen, you will hear the sound of the guns as the front opens up in a blazing cacophony of artillery, machine gun & rifle fire, along with the screech of tank treads and the roar of motors.
The Russian works are in the distance.
Forward!
It is time for the battle to begin.
HSL
Yea Ed, the commie dogs will soon learn our Panzers are Death dealing machines and will drive over their corpses with ease.. our tactical advantages, as well as our eons of experience in warfare, (* that's over 180 years worth COMMIES..) you are messing with more experience than you can shake dirt at.. we ARE dirt... older than it too..
(well I'm almost 50, Ed and Earl are at their prime..) One can certainly assure that the victory rides in our Volkswagens!!
Forward our gallant troops! Crush the Communist plague!
well seems the Ruskies are a quiet bunch.. or they hasn't learnt how to type Engrish yet?...
More death on the front lines.. at least on my sector the Soviets didn't get any OpF kills and lost several squads and some nice Ground to my advancing Grenadiers. The ENG platoons are clearing out the debris and opening up the way for the mighty Panzer forces to roll thru.
Sorry Randy...too busy pressure washing the driveway...I'll talk more smack later...
We are the quiet types.
Well, at least the other two...lol...
All good, do your worst, it's only a flesh wound.
Regards,
Member of the Proletariat Dan
(Trotskyite, not Stalinite)
Do you hear that?.. The Purr of our MG42s spewing forth hot lead at your panicky masses, huddled in their trenches, cowering, fearing both Us and The Boss!
Do you smell that?.. The Sweet aroma of gunpowder in it's burnt stage, a sure sign our QA control in the work camps is solid and our troops can march confidently towards Moscow, knowing the bullets work!
We see your tanks, taking cheapy shots at loaded trucks instead of fighting like Iron knights and dueling our Panzers, Cowards!
Soon you will see the smouldering wrecks of your tank forces littering the steppes and gullies of Kursk!
Dropped off the 1st page... damn we're a slacking bunch of warriors...
The efforts of our glorious troopers in taking and mapping every shrub, cannot be compared to the commie dogs' retreating and fleeing from our firepower! Our Panzers continue to crush skulls and our MGs are shredding the foolish diehards who endeavor to stand in the face of pure power.. Death comes rapidly in this fiasco of Germanic doom!
Yes! What he said! Na na!
HSL
If we all ever had a dream to be some sort of imperialistic conqueror that the rest of the world feared..( not one who wiped out an entire race of folks, BTW) Where would you have started from?
Anyways... back to topic...
Communist Heathen peasant dogs! Our Glorious campaign to erase your pitiful ideological flawed plans of earthen conquest have been foiled and we will plant our own plans of righteous conquest for the motherland! Death to the resistance that stand in our progressive ways of absolutism.. Our Panzers will revolutionize warfare and conquest!