04-20-2014, 01:02 PM
An elderly woman was contemplating suicide and wanted to be sure she did it right so as not to suffer. So she called and asked her Dr. exactly where her heart was and he said "It's under your left breast".
The next day, the elderly woman was brought into the Emergency Room with a bullet hole in her left knee.
The next day, the elderly woman was brought into the Emergency Room with a bullet hole in her left knee.