08-05-2012, 11:38 PM
An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my bloody husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've bloody killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?''