12-11-2008, 08:35 AM
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
Way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
Awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
Voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, sir, I
Think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
Know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 205 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
Weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
Joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters:
'No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..'
Way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
Awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
Voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, sir, I
Think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
Know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 205 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
Weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
Joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters:
'No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..'