10-25-2008, 03:10 AM
THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Her second husband died.
She married again and had 5 more children. Her third husband died.
And, alas, she finally died, too.
At her funeral and standing by her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs.
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Her second husband died.
She married again and had 5 more children. Her third husband died.
And, alas, she finally died, too.
At her funeral and standing by her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs.