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At dawn the telephone rings,



'Hello, Senor Rod? This
is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a
problem?'

'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod,
that your parrot, he is dead'
'My parrot? Dead? The
one that won the International competition?'

'Si, Senor, that's the one.'

'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on
that bird. What did he die from?'

'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'

'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'

'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'

'Dead horse? What dead horse?'

'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'

'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'

'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling
the water cart.'

'Are you insane?? What water cart?'
'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'

'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??'

'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the
curtains caught on fire.'

'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is
destroyed because of a candle?? !!
'
'Yes, Senor Rod.'

'But there's electricity at the house!! What was the
candle for?'

'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'

'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'

'Your wife's, Senor Rod', she showed up very late
one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit
her with your new TaylorMade Super Quad 460 golf
club.'

SILENCE . . . . . . . . . . .






'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!!'

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,



'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the

convent.'



'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of

chardonnay.'