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BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD





Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.



"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and every night he takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them do all sorts of horrible things to him."



The teacher, blushing profusely, quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.



"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Sad, but so true:hissy:

LMAO Im Scottish surprised all the members from down under arent getting in on this to rib the English.No offence to those south of Berwick.

The English might beat the Kiwis -once maybe - but I wouldn't put even a $NZ on the proposition!!

Cheers
KKR

Kicking the English Cricket team is just not cricket, I mean we all know they are hopeless, even they do. There is hardly any point in putting in the boot. It's a bit like flogging a dead horse..I am Australian and even I feel sorry for the poor sods. If only they could rekindle the kind of spirit that saw them hold back the Germans at Mons in WWI, charge into Russian guns at Balaclava or hold off Ney's cavalry at Waterloo they maybe just maybe we would have a game on our hands.


Matt ~Digger